Just for Laughs

While speeding down a winding mountain road, a man has to swerve to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner.

As she passes by him, she leans out of the window and sceams, "PIG!!"

Astonished, the man turns and shouts back, "IDIOT!!".

Then he rounds the bend and crashes into a pig.

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Two tourist are driving through Wales. They decided to stop for a bite to eat in the village of **LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH.

Baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and ask, "Would you please say where we are - very slowly?"

The Welshman leans over and says, very slowly. "Burrr-gerrr Kingggg."

**This is the real name of a real town.

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muahahahah!!!
don't you agree that most(if not, all) of us have selective listening skills and partial understanding of problems?

=D